I may be ugly in IRL, but I’m a digital prodigy of hotness. (Taken with Instagram)
It may sound crazy and anti-capitalist to consider healthcare for all, but if we flipped a switch tomorrow and everyone had health coverage I swear a million small businesses would launch overnight.
“Here’s $5. Go get some chicken” Act II, The Reflection
I have friends….it’s true….they come over we hang for a bit and dialogue. We talk about some of the craziest shit. Things like Paleo Diets, how we’d kill Superman, all the ways on how to handle ourselves when the zombie apocalypse finally occurs (I’ve got my machete at the ready). So, when we get to sob stories about the boo-hoos of our past it’s only natural to take a step back to think about how fucked up the relevant people were and of course how we would do such a better job in that situation.
omg. AVENGERS ASSEMBLE
tumblrbot asked: ROBOTS OR DINOSAURS?
Robots
“Here’s $5. Go get some chicken” Act I, The Narrative
I’m 9 or so… . Wait, first I need to make something pretty clear. I suck at chrono-logging anything. Pretty much my life is a blur of events that happened either before or after distiguishing moments in my life. The way I keep track of these moments can be equated to how a person may give directions:
“You need get to where? Ah, yeah I know that place. Look, you wanna get back on the road you came. So. turn around at the corner and head back that way. When you get to the corner store - It’s the one with the broken M&M sign on it…you can’t miss it…hmm..better. Fuck the M&M sign..I know a quicker way.”
